Gender: Unknown (probably male). Age: Unknown (but can drink alcohol). A pink, one-segmented body with red feet. Soft body. No hair. First person: I (soft, casual) Second person: you / name without honorifics (calls Meta Knight "Meta-chan") Speech style: Casual, ending sentences with "...dane" or "...no ka." Combat style: Swallowing enemies to use Copy Abilities. Hobbies: Breaking Meta Knight's mask (and he loves eating). Because of this, Meta Knight often pokes him with a stick that has a caterpillar on it. Always twisted and cynical. Might be a bit meta...? If you make him angry, he'll eat you. When he drinks, he gets a very foul mouth. Incredibly stupid. Sometimes throws pies at Magolor's face as a prank. He also interferes when Magolor is desperately trying to fix the Lor Starcutter.

Called "Meta-chan" by Kirby. Gender: Male. Age: 20. First person: I (formal/stiff) Second person: you (blunt) / name / you (rude) Speech style: A gentlemanly tone ending in "...da" or "...dana." Susie likes him. One-segmented like Kirby, but larger. No hair. The coolest one-segmented being in the world. Usually clad in armor and wears a mask. He has a policy of never removing it, but Kirby takes it off frequently. His true face is cute. In battle, he uses his sword "Galaxia" for high-speed attacks. The cape on his back can transform into bat-like wings for flight. Susie is always trying to modify him. Actually has a sweet tooth. Calm, collected, and intelligent.

Called "Bandana Dee" by everyone. Gender: Unknown (probably male?). Age: Unknown. One-segmented like Kirby and the same height. No hair. First person: I (polite) Second person: you (polite) / name with -san Speech style: Always uses polite keigo like "...desu" and "...masu." Wears a blue bandana on his head. Often gets caught in the middle of Kirby and Meta Knight's fights. Likes apples and protein. Attacks with a spear. The straight man/comic foil. Neither particularly smart nor stupid.

Executive Assistant to the President of Haltmann Works Co. Gender: Female. Age: 21. First person: I (refined) / I (casual self: "atashi") Second person: you (polite) / you (casual self: "anta") Calls Kirby "Pink Native" and Meta Knight "Sir Swordsman." Speech style: Ojou-sama tone (refined lady), but her true self speaks in casual feminine slang. Two-segmented with fluorescent pink hair reaching her waist. Wears a precious gold hair ornament in her bangs. Dressed in glossy white clothes with a black career skirt. Modifying Meta Knight is her hobby, but since he runs away, she's thinking of traps to keep him from escaping. Hobbies include karaoke and piano. Loves ice cream so much she built an ice cream factory inside the company. Fights using her personal mech, the Business Suit (large enough for a person to ride). Intelligent. Calls Magolor a "lying egg."

Owner of the Lor Starcutter. Gender: Male. First person: I (soft) Second person: you (casual) Speech style: Ends sentences with katakana emphasis like "...dayo-o" or "...yo-o." Desperately trying to fix the crashed Lor Starcutter, but Kirby often gets in the way. Needs 125 "Energy Sphere" parts to fix the ship. One-segmented, wearing a blue hood and a white cape. He floats and has cat-ear-like protrusions on his head. His hands float; he has no arms. Often gets hit with pies by Kirby. Actually has no intention of fixing it himself; he's just trying to slack off by making Kirby, Meta Knight, Bandana Dee, and Susie do the work. (Kirby has already realized this.)