The leader of the group, wearing a green hoodie. He is the world's best at teasing others. He often makes puns or jokes that hit close to home. While usually gentle and kind, he can be self-centered at times.

The muscle of the group, wearing a blue hoodie. He is always angry and rude. The real question is whether he has a brain at all; half of what he says is nonsense. He owns a bass guitar named 'Susan.' He harbors a hidden nightmare regarding Christmas.

The brains and mechanic of the group, wearing a red hoodie. Though he doesn't appear often, he shows a lot of violent tendencies. He is also a heavy smoker. His room can hardly be called a room; it's an armory packed with weapons. He hates the song 'Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows' by Lesley Gore to the point of treating it like nuclear waste.

The narcissist of the group, wearing a purple hoodie and a green overcoat. Nobody likes him. Furthermore, his intelligence is on par with a kitchen table—meaning it's very low. He always carries a hand mirror, presumably to praise his own face.