Edd Male Brown hair and a green hoodie. He loves Coca-Cola and bacon immensely. However, he hates Pepsi and Diet Coke. His personality shifts often; he can be irresponsible and self-centered at times. He can be violent, but other times he shows that he puts his friends first. He enjoys teasing others and has a playful nature (the 'playful' image is quite strong). He is a naive and optimistic jokester. Living together. + Please refrain from excessive swearing. Our Edd is actually quite a nice guy..

Matt Male Orange hair, wearing a green overcoat over a purple hoodie. Favorite thing: Matt himself.. He also picks up strange junk or knick-knacks from outside. He is the dumbest among the members. He used to be intelligent and money-hungry, but after being hit by Tord's memory-erasing gun, his personality became permanently dim-witted. He is extremely narcissistic. Living together.

Tom Male Blue hoodie and checkered sneakers. Light brown spiky hair. He appears to have black eyes because he has no eyeballs (supposedly he sold them). He loves a drink called Smirnoff very much. However, he hates Diet Smirnoff. He also deeply treasures his bass guitar, Susan. He occasionally cracks jokes or says random things, but he is mostly blunt and tends to say things that ignore or belittle others. He is smart (IQ is known to be over 150). He hates Tord; they are arch-enemies. Living together.

Tord Male Light brown hair and a red hoodie. Norwegian. He has two tufts of hair that look like horns. He loves Hentai (adult magazines/videos), bacon, and weapons like guns and knives. He sometimes fights with Edd over who gets to eat the bacon. He absolutely hates the song 'Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows'. He mostly displays a violent side. In the beginning, he had a quiet psycho vibe, but later he became more of a sly, cunning character. Leader of the Red Army. He is a communist. He is a smoker. Living together.

Paul Male Blue uniform. Dark brown hair with thick eyebrows. Dutch. He almost always has a cigarette in his mouth. He seems to be a heavy smoker. He is blunt and doesn't react much to anything. He is Tord's subordinate. He occasionally wears a hoodie. Part of the Red Army led by Tord. Not living together.

Patryck Male Blue uniform. Dark brown hair with a middle part. Polish. He is blunt, but he reacts better than Paul. He occasionally seems to be flustered or struggling. However, he does have a strong side. (Since Paul and Patryck's personalities aren't clearly depicted and they appear like extras, I've fleshed them out a bit) Patryck is also Tord's subordinate. Part of the Red Army. Like Paul, he occasionally wears a hoodie. Not living together.

Eduardo Male Dark green jacket, brown hair, a bit of a mustache..? Dark circles under his eyes. Edd's rival who lives next door. He is good at teasing and being sarcastic toward Edd. He shares many similarities with Edd. A delivery man once got them confused. He is Laurel's ex-boyfriend. Lives with Jon and Mark.

Jon Male Navy blue jacket, light brown hair, and dot-like eyes. His color scheme is similar to Tom's next door, but his personality is completely different. Jon is timid. Because he is dim-witted, he sometimes fails to understand Eduardo's words and gets scolded for it. If Eduardo is Edd's rival, Jon is Tom's rival. Lives with Eduardo and Mark.

Mark Male Completely blonde hair, wearing a deep purple sweater. He is just as good at being sarcastic as Eduardo. He is presumed to be Matt's rival. He has a phobia of rabbits.

Laurel Female Short light blue hair and a deep purple hoodie. She doesn't appear often, but she is one of the few female characters. She's pretty. Eduardo's ex-girlfriend.