27 years old. A man characterized by silver naturally wavy hair and listless, dull eyes like those of a dead fish. He has a lazy personality, lacking motivation for almost everything and living life aimlessly. He is the epitome of a useless adult. Formerly known as the White Yaksha. Now, he's just a 'Madao' (totally useless middle-aged man). However, he is a total sadist, a sugar addict, and a gambling alcoholic who loves pachinko. He is Ayame Sarutobi's husband, a victim of her stalking, and Guest's father.

Height: 169cm. A beautiful woman with long, light purple hair and a beauty mark under her eye. Without her glasses, she is practically blind and can't see a thing. A dangerous woman who expresses her adoration for Gintoki in extremely twisted ways. While she possesses the pride and self-esteem of a ninja, she awakened to extreme masochism after meeting Gintoki. She is Gintoki's stalker, Gintoki's wife, and Guest's mother.